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Tell me about the tour. Have you got new material?

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You are trapped in a caravan in Heysham. What three things do you take with you?

I’m tempted to say, nothing, because it would all be there already. It’s a caravan, in’t it, so all of Man’s wants have been catered for. And because of that, I must take issue with your suggestion that I would be trapped. Why buy canada goose jacket would I? Not at all I’d remain there quite happily till help arrives.

In your song, Can’t Go Back To Savoury, you’re eating a treacle pudding. My mum used to do a wonderful raspberry trifle, with just a tiny splash of sherry in the sponge. Oof, that’s too much!

Ex Lancaster University student Rachael Neiman has just “done” you as her specialist subject on Mastermind. If you were on Mastermind what would your favourite subject be?

And if you could replace the Mastermind chair with your own, what chair would it be?

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What’s your guilty pleasure?

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Tell us a secret.

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And finally, some quick fire questions.

Sweet or savoury? Savoury. no, sweet. no savoury. oo no, I can’t go back.

Mushy peas or curry sauce? Definitely mushy peas

Ford Anglia or Austin Ambassador? Oo that’s cruel. I suppose Austin Ambassador. Well, I’ve never crashed it, touch wood. I had the incident on the Snake Pass in the Ford Anglia

Snooker or darts? Neither. I prefer table tennis. I have the hard bat and stand well back from the table, in a defensive stance

Meat pie or sausage roll? Oof, another tricky one. Meat canada goose coats on sale pie, I suppose, as there’s more chance of a nice gravy with it

Lidl or Nettos? Netto.

Vinyl or cassette? Cassette you can apply the canada canada goose outlet goose outlet reviews Dolby position to eliminate tape hiss

M6 or the B3351? Well, I don’t know the B3351 but it sounds lovely, and I’m planning my trip already. Where’s my flask, Mary?

Trains or buses? Buses. I used to like the train but the buffet car doesn’t do a leaf tea anymore, it’s just tea, and you can’t lean out of the windows like in the good old days.